Match Information

Pro Assault Match

dB* 5 v 8 ]NoD[
522 Points Before 433
470 Points After 485
-52 Points Change +52
Date of Match: 24/10/2004
Teams:
Felin
IIris
taz...
Prototype
pinkbandit
Diplomat`
Invalid player (F:2082)
auriel
Woodah
DakUmaH
Mr_Cheese
Ghoststalker
Akora
Fra*gg*er
Starlight
Vitti
Comments:
dB*: Ok who the hell left their stupid StarDestroyer on the map FFS. What a place to leave it right infront of the first objective. I managed to hotwire it and made use of it on the next 3 maps but then it ran out of fuel .... knew I should have stocked up on Fruit and Nut bars. Kermit the Frog decided to come into our team and tried to tell us how to play..... so we shot him with a volley of 50 rockets to make sure he was dead.... Prototype decided to make sure he was and we had to drag him away whilst he was shooting the corpse with over 1,000 minigun bullets!!! After a while the Tweenies made an appearance singing their songs ...... ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!!!!! After we shot them with 1,500+ Shock combos, 500+ rockets, 500+ Redeemers, 1,500+ Bio Sludge pellets, 400+ Sheep (What a sacrafice by Prototype throwing those 400+ sheep he happened to have lying about his house?!?) and 2 Grannys. After we retrieved Granny dede and Granny pinkbandit from the little that remained of the Tweenies we carried on with the battle and WON. It was at this point we woke up and realised we had infact been dreaming and had lost the war as our pet moles had played the war for us. FFS. Stupid moles YOU ARE BLIND YOU CAN'T SEE!!! ]NoD[: GG dB*, almost every map was really close.server was a bit awefull =/.ghost had ping from 2000 :o.anyway GG//Akora