Match Information

InstaGIB Assault Match

dB* 0 v 8 .»1337«.
269 Points Before 271
243 Points After 297
-26 Points Change +26
Date of Match: 20/10/2004
Teams:
Invalid player (F:2082)
Invalid player (F:2185)
-=DaGho$T=-
Turbo_@sswhup
pinkbandit
Rodrigo
taz...
Torp
Akora
IBM
Maggie
w1sh
raz0r
Comments:
dB*: Wow. Biazarre war. Firstly we were attacking on Overlord when we found a hidden weapon stash in Taz's back pocket. Interesting how he managed to fit 11 Rocket Launchers, 5 Redeemers, 3 Rail Guns, 9 Super Shotrifles and a Car in his back pocket. We put them all to good use and took Overlord by storm. Suddenly we were hit by pings of 1,000,000+ each but could do headshots just by aiming near the opponent. This lastest for several maps but needless to say all were drawn. Ballistic started bad but then a UFO turned up and a strange being got out. It had a very big head, small body, ability to play UT, smelled bad and looked like a dork.... at first we thought it was Troah but when it talked logically we realised it had brains in its head. The highlight was when Kermit the Frog came on the map saying "Hello Everyone".... the entire enemy team open fire on him for a good 5 minutes with everything they had (still wanna know where the teapot, golf buggy and football team came from). Whilst they were ditracted we took the remaining maps to win 5 - 0. It was at this point we realised we were infact playing a game other than UT.... Dammit. Knew I shouldn't have let my Blind Donkey play on my PC. As the Donkey is blind we have no idea who played so I ticked all. .»1337«.: check mod forums