Match Information

Pro Assault Match

=]DoG[= 8 v 0 dB*
580 Points Before 580
638 Points After 522
+58 Points Change -58
Date of Match: 17/10/2004
Teams:
�ead�oy
Thrasher (_!_)
DaTeL
Vitz�^
'//3iRd(o)
Solar�
taz...
pinkbandit
Invalid player (F:2082)
DakUmaH
Comments:
=]DoG[=: Well we dominated from the start /thought dB* were gonna put up more of a fight than that / GG guys was a good performance from =]DoG[= looks like we getting the hang of this :) / Tip of the day : If ur gonna use mercs u wanna use ones from the higher divisions :P / db (the real one) dB*: Where do I start? The clouds were dodgy, the fake trees kept falling over which is annoying when trying to tree launch on bridge, but not half as annoying as finding out rocket launches don't work in Pro.... poor Skippy the Kangaroo got 6 rockets up his fury ass and is blown to bits. Anyone got any Superglue ? The walls kept moving when we tried to do a multi-rocket spam. A stupid dog appeared half way through and kept trying to tell us things .... damn that Lassy. In the end we shot him for being so annoying. 6 rockets up the ass just like Skippy. The worst bit was when Noddy and Big Ears turned up in their stupid cars ringing their bells ..... all hell broke lose as both teams just fired everything at them even peashoters, pebbles and a cat. At that point we realised we were infact in a daydream and the war had been played and we lost 8 - 0. Dammit. Know I shouldn't have let my pet Gerbil play the war for me.