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=]DoG[=: Well, since some match reports have been a bit bland of late, I decided to do everyone the favour of composing a standard match report template, feel free to use this as much as you want. I only ask for �50 cheques to the usual address:
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Well done <insert clan name here>, you have succesfully proven that you are <insert adjective here>... Crappy <insert server name here> caused us to lag half way through this <insert adjective here> match. It didn't help that <insert player name here> was <insert verb here> until half way through the match, when <insert noun here> decided to show up and add to the uselessness of the team. After <insert opponent player name here> decided to stop botting and h4x0ring <insert noun here>'s ping, the game started to pick up. Of course, I blame the result on <insert obligatory LeagueAS nag/whine>. <optional merc speech:> Hope the real <insert opponent team name> turns up next time, since your merc'ing <insert expletive here> were <insert expletive here>.</optional> ;
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((LG)): gg dog it was all very close and tense upto 5-5 we then took the lead with 6-5 and actually believed that we'd win this one now when they suddenly got phoe in! omg that dutch fag strated owning us on his own fs :p i mean common he is gone for ages, nobody has heard anything of him and now he must reappear in the match vs us fs! :p anyway gg it was fun
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